We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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