chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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