Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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