yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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