I am puke
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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