I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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