That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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