hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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