Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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