glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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