You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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