??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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