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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

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  so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.

  (1-847): View more from Illinois

  you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.

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• (516): View more from New York

  They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.

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