Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"

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(330): View more from Ohio

if i died would you start the facebook group?

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(914): View more from New York

we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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