it wasn't lemon gatorade
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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