whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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