True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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