Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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