8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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