Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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