I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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