We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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