I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
