Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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