i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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