Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am naked and annoyed.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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