doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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