then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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