so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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