Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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