Sponge bath it is.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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