got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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