I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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