I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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