you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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