So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
