West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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