I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
50% drunk capacity currently
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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