sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
