who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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