My boss' voice literally gives me gas
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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