dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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