Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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