yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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