marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
