Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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