i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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