he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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