I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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