he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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