she was so not down for the gang bang
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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