Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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