You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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