Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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