fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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